So here I was rolling down the street when I saw a black guy walking out a KFC. I decided to be a wise guy and told him "Hey, do all black people go to KFC? I swear your blood must be made of Kool-aid."
Then he pulled a switch blade out on me. Instead of calling the cops or trying to get away, I simply replied "If you were a real negro, you'd be packing heat."
He beat me nearly to death and nearly hacked off my fingers...

;D But way to live up to the stereotype.



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So I'm this black guy and I'm leaving KFC after having a nice Chicken Fillet and this white nigg a comes up to me and says: "Hey, do all black people go to KFC? I swear your blood must be made of Kool-aid."

I just lost it. I pulled out my knife to shank him. He looks at me and says: "If you were a real negro, you'd be packing heat."

I just went crazy and beat the shit out of him. After that, just to top it all off, I hacked off his skinny white fingers. Let that honkie try to be a smartass now. YUH NIGGUH!



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So, I'm a chicken bucket being held by a black man walking out of a KFC. As I was approaching the car where I would surely be devoured from, I overheard a loud cry of "Hey, do all Black people love KFC?!" I smirked, sure the Blackie who bought me would tell the white man to go fornicate himself. However, it did not turn out this way; he pulled out a switch blade and began fornicating the guy all kinds of up. I then had enough time to arrange my escape, hop back into KFC and into the bucket bin. The Blackie never even knew what hit 'em.


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So I'm this switch blade owned by a black guy. Im minding my own business and resting in blackie's pocket next to his food stamps and his blunt. Suddenly I'm being pulled out and being brandished at some white dude. This white dude must have had a death wish because he responds to a six foot tall black guy with a knife by saying: "If you were a real negro, you'd be packing heat."

I was thinking "Aww hell naw son, you wanna die?!" . The black guy just loses it and starts kicking the shit out of whitey until I grow impatient and start to wonder if he is ever going to grow some balls and use me. Finally blackie grabs whitey's hands and slashes off a few of his fingers using me. I'd say he deserved it.


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So I'm this coffee cup in this white guys hand. I'm just doing my own thing, and not having a problem in the world. Suddenly I notice this switch blade being aimed at the poor whiteys neck by some disgruntled blacky. I think to myself, this can't be good. All of a sudden the blacky becomes even more violent and smacks me to the ground, leaving me rolled over in a huge heap.

How could something terrible like this happen?


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So you see I was this awesome tapeworm inside this white kid, eating his food and shit when the kid said some stupid shit to this person with high concentrations of melanin pigment in their skin, causing the person with high concentrations of melanin pigment in their skin to threaten him.

The kid proceeds to say more stupid shit, throwing logic to the wind. Then, a switch blade comes crashing in and almost hits me in the fornicating face. I swear the kid was half-dead and that person with high concentrations of melanin pigment in their skin felt possessed to slice his fingers up.


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So I'm this ground, chilling and letting people of equal color, but not opportunity walk on me? I then saw this Black guy and a White guy make contact outside of a Kentucky Fried Chicken. I'm pretty sure the White guy got the crap kicked out of him, but I stopped worrying about it and began looking up some chick's skirt.


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So I'm the portrait of Colonel Sanders on the KFC sign. I'm just sitting up there watching all this blackies coming and making me a fortune with their obsession with fried chicken when this white gentleman starts up with his blackie. I'm thinking to myself, "This here boy's going to get a good whippin'"

To my surprise the blackie pulls himself out a knife and proceeds to cut off three of the poor gentleman's fingers. I shake my head and comment to myself about missing the old days when we were doing the cutting off of appendages.


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So I'm this shirt being worn by this white guy. This whitey has been sweating a little and I smell like BO. Im thinking "this day can't possibly get worse, can it?". Well...It did. Whitey starts talking smack to a black guy walking out of KFC (big f ucking surprise). The black guy goes nuts and pulls out a knife.

Then, just to prove that natural selection doesn't really work, whitey provokes blackie some more. whitey gets pummeled, falls down, gets me covered in dirt (thanks whitey) then gets stabbed. So I end up dirty, ripped and covered in blood and BO. Thank you whitey, you inbred hillbilly.