OKAY THIS IS JUST BANANA CRACKERS! My teachers are all talking like they just came out of a farm and my friends are all talking like there cowboys! And not to mention Im starting to get the erge to lick everybodys hand! Okay when I put it like that way it sound even more rediculous! OH CRCKERS! My Gym teacher just fell down the bleachers and now hes acting like hes a cheerleader! He's cheering with the rest of the cheerleaders now! The cheerleaders don't even see to notice. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE A 60 YEAR OLD MAN CHEERING WITH YOU?!?!? I guess they don't. I would, and I would try to stop him. Now it's time for lunch, I wonder whats gonna happen now.....
Oh great guess what the lunch ladys are serving today???? COMPUTERS ON A STICK!!!!! When I got in line I passed the Computers On A Stick, one of the lunch lady's say me and said, "YO DOG! WANT A COMPUTER ON A STICK MY HOMIE???" I was as shocked as a dog who just found out that his owner ate brussel sproots.
" Ummm NO!" I said as I quickly walked away and on to the apatizers. Guess what was there???? DEAD FLYS! Okay this is all why to childish to be real. Im going to the nurse maybe she can help me.
When I got to the nurse she didn't look like she was one of them, she didn't look like she even knew what was going on. This was weird. Was it just my freacky eyes ploting tricks in my brain? Or was it just that this was alll some big joke? The nurse sat me down and said, "Whats worng today umm..... Robert?" I can't belive she remembered my name!
"How did you remember my name?" I asked.
"It's on your name tag...." she said. I looked down, why was I wearing a name tag? Oh well...
"All my teachers and friends are acting funny and weird!" I said.
"Thats because today some Kindergardeners are coming and we wanted to make them feel welcome! You must not have gotten the memo."
"But what about me having the erge to lick peoples hands?"
"Umm I don't know. Your on your own with that one."