Once upon a time, there was a restaurant called "Wacky Waffles"
The owner, Wacky Max putted a hiring sign up at the front.
The people who hired were crazy! There names were, Chocolate Sweets, Sike Bike, and Uni Poni.
They were all hired, not by there talent or anything, just by their names. Now, Wacky thought there names were cool and elegant, but when they started cooking, it started to be come a disaster! Wacky told them to cook waffles. So they went into the kitchen. Uni Poni said, " So uhh, how do you make waffles?" One response was from Chocolate sweets " I know!!! First you put an old sock in the blender while putting horse hair in it!"
They all nodded and started cooking. "Then you add mustard and mayo to it, and that's all. Oh yeah, and don't forget to put it on the stove!'
They all started working. When they were all done, they gave it to the boss. He tried it and he said "THIS IS HORRIBLE! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING!"
Chocolate Sweets said "Well uhh it has an old sock, horse hair, mustard, and ummm mayo"
"WELL THIS IS HORRIBLE, YOU GUYS ARE FIRED! GET OUT OF HERE AT ONCE!"
They walked away without saying nothing.
Sike Bike said "I don't know what we did wrong!"
Chocolate said "I think we should make our own restaurant!"
Yea sure they said.
Then it was the day the judge came to their restaurant, "Yummy Waffles"
"It's time!" Sike said.
Uni gave the judge the plate of waffles.
Within one bite, the judge went away.
They turned on the tv, they saw the judge.
He said, "Yummy Waffles is the best waffle place you can get! NOT! Just kidding!" But then words popped up on the tv screen showing "NOT".
The people in the restaurant ran out like a herd of buffalo.
"Oh dear" Uni said
"We should of notice our bad cooking in the beginning!" Chocolate said
"YA THINK!" Sike said
So they closed the restaurant and went home. Then nobody ever tasted their bad cooking again. Except for Wacky Max, he tried to make their waffles, because HE ACTUALLY LOVED THEIR WAFFLES!