Dear Diary,
Today SUCKED. Like s-u-c-k-e-d SUCKED. Well I guess it was okay, because I killed Bella Swan – that freak I wrote about forever ago. She like totally deserved to die, having to gorgeous boys in love with her – but other than that it sucked. It was just fine up until my lunch hour, but then that total heartthrob Edward Cullen comes into the hall and MHMM I went so OTT with my amazingly beautiful flirting skills!
‘YO ED!’ that was my huge mistake.
‘DON’T CALL ME A ‘YO ED’! I AM NOT A ‘YO ED’! GOSH! I AM EDWARD CULLEN, DANGIT! IF YOU EVER DARE TO CALL ME ‘YO ED’ AGAIN IMMA WALK OVER TO YOUR TABLE OF HOOLIGANS AND CHOP YO’ FREAKIN’ ‘YO ED’ MOUTH OFF!’ isn’t he SO adorable when he’s angry?!
‘OH MY GOSH EDDIE-POO! ARE YOU ANGRY WITH ME?! OHMIGOSH I’M SO SORRY EDDIE-DARLING! ARE YOU OKAY EDDIE-SWEETHEART?!’ there’s my TOTALLY OTT mistake.
‘DON’T CALL MY EDDIE! OR EDDIE-POO! OR EDDIE-DARLING! OR EDDIE-SWEETHEART! GOSH DANGIT LADY! GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD THAT I AM EDWARD CULLEN AND ONLY EDWARD CULLEN!’ the most adorable ‘I hate you’ face he ever pulled! Wonder who he hates?
‘OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU EDWARD BABY!’ Once again, OTT.
The Bella came over and was all ‘DON’T YOU SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY EDWARD CULLEN!’ so I slapped her in the face and she died.
‘YOU KILLED MY BABAY!’ that was Edward getting all tough and cute on me.
Then he started freaking out so I left. Typically, Jacob was outside the school waiting for me so I went over to him to start flirting.
‘YO JAKE!’ there’s me trying to look cool.
‘OH MY GOD. DON’T CALL ME JAKE! ONLY BELLA AND THE WOLVES CALL ME JAKE! I AM JACOB TO YOU! GOSH DANGIT LITTLE CHILD!’ Jacob then went off cussing like a maniac under his breath. Weird.
TODAY WAS THE WORST DAY EVER. I WANT TO DIE. DIE DIE DIE. I HATE LIFE IN FORKS. I WANT TO DIE. EDWARD HATES ME. JACOB THINKS I’M A RETARD (duh) AND NO ONE LOVES ME.
- the mysterious one with no name
Love life! x
Today SUCKED. Like s-u-c-k-e-d SUCKED. Well I guess it was okay, because I killed Bella Swan – that freak I wrote about forever ago. She like totally deserved to die, having to gorgeous boys in love with her – but other than that it sucked. It was just fine up until my lunch hour, but then that total heartthrob Edward Cullen comes into the hall and MHMM I went so OTT with my amazingly beautiful flirting skills!
‘YO ED!’ that was my huge mistake.
‘DON’T CALL ME A ‘YO ED’! I AM NOT A ‘YO ED’! GOSH! I AM EDWARD CULLEN, DANGIT! IF YOU EVER DARE TO CALL ME ‘YO ED’ AGAIN IMMA WALK OVER TO YOUR TABLE OF HOOLIGANS AND CHOP YO’ FREAKIN’ ‘YO ED’ MOUTH OFF!’ isn’t he SO adorable when he’s angry?!
‘OH MY GOSH EDDIE-POO! ARE YOU ANGRY WITH ME?! OHMIGOSH I’M SO SORRY EDDIE-DARLING! ARE YOU OKAY EDDIE-SWEETHEART?!’ there’s my TOTALLY OTT mistake.
‘DON’T CALL MY EDDIE! OR EDDIE-POO! OR EDDIE-DARLING! OR EDDIE-SWEETHEART! GOSH DANGIT LADY! GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD THAT I AM EDWARD CULLEN AND ONLY EDWARD CULLEN!’ the most adorable ‘I hate you’ face he ever pulled! Wonder who he hates?
‘OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU EDWARD BABY!’ Once again, OTT.
The Bella came over and was all ‘DON’T YOU SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT MY EDWARD CULLEN!’ so I slapped her in the face and she died.
‘YOU KILLED MY BABAY!’ that was Edward getting all tough and cute on me.
Then he started freaking out so I left. Typically, Jacob was outside the school waiting for me so I went over to him to start flirting.
‘YO JAKE!’ there’s me trying to look cool.
‘OH MY GOD. DON’T CALL ME JAKE! ONLY BELLA AND THE WOLVES CALL ME JAKE! I AM JACOB TO YOU! GOSH DANGIT LITTLE CHILD!’ Jacob then went off cussing like a maniac under his breath. Weird.
TODAY WAS THE WORST DAY EVER. I WANT TO DIE. DIE DIE DIE. I HATE LIFE IN FORKS. I WANT TO DIE. EDWARD HATES ME. JACOB THINKS I’M A RETARD (duh) AND NO ONE LOVES ME.
- the mysterious one with no name
Love life! x
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