Laura and the pickle
Well, actually I should say Laura IS the pickle. But who cares. Also, I've been wondering why the big bad wolf is in... two? Fairy tales? Butt, anyways... Oho, wow. I just said butt. Well, ok. So, my name is Laura, and no, I am NOT the pickle in here. So, I'm guessing you wanna know the pickle story eh?
So, one day when my silly mom was back from the groceries she bought a dozen pack of pickles. When I specifically told her NOT to buy anything besides the things we really need. Not that we're tight on money. I just don't like pickles. But don't tell her that.
"YOU BOUGHT THE FREAKING STUPID PICKLES!" I exclamied.
"WELL, YOU'RE THE STUPID FREAKING ONE WHO TOLD ME TO BUY THE STUPID FREAKING PICKLES!"
That was NOT true. nothings ever true when you're dealing with my mom. so my brother walks in and he just DUMPS the whole dozen pack of pickles into the bowl of water for Otis. And while he was drinking.
Now, my brother's not that smart of a guy. Come on, hes like, what. 6 years old you're thinking? Well, yeah he is 6, but come on. you need to toughen him up. Give him some... "physical training."
I sighed and showed him to the bathroom where I closed the door and gave him a small talk.
"WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT?? WE COULD HAVE RETURNED THE PICKLES FOOL!"
now you might be thinking, why I'm shouting at my brother like this. it's cause he's my brother.
Well, actually I should say Laura IS the pickle. But who cares. Also, I've been wondering why the big bad wolf is in... two? Fairy tales? Butt, anyways... Oho, wow. I just said butt. Well, ok. So, my name is Laura, and no, I am NOT the pickle in here. So, I'm guessing you wanna know the pickle story eh?
So, one day when my silly mom was back from the groceries she bought a dozen pack of pickles. When I specifically told her NOT to buy anything besides the things we really need. Not that we're tight on money. I just don't like pickles. But don't tell her that.
"YOU BOUGHT THE FREAKING STUPID PICKLES!" I exclamied.
"WELL, YOU'RE THE STUPID FREAKING ONE WHO TOLD ME TO BUY THE STUPID FREAKING PICKLES!"
That was NOT true. nothings ever true when you're dealing with my mom. so my brother walks in and he just DUMPS the whole dozen pack of pickles into the bowl of water for Otis. And while he was drinking.
Now, my brother's not that smart of a guy. Come on, hes like, what. 6 years old you're thinking? Well, yeah he is 6, but come on. you need to toughen him up. Give him some... "physical training."
I sighed and showed him to the bathroom where I closed the door and gave him a small talk.
"WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT?? WE COULD HAVE RETURNED THE PICKLES FOOL!"
now you might be thinking, why I'm shouting at my brother like this. it's cause he's my brother.
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